HA.

Today my mom said she would pay me twenty bucks to go to a party her boyfriend is throwing and act pleasant.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Success.

Yes, I do take bribes.
Unethical yes but I am also going broke.

He still annoys the shit out of me.
But by promising to be nice to him from now on she bought me two pretty cardigans and some vitamin water.

But is twenty bucks worth four hours in hell?
I would think hell paid minimum wage.

I'm still delirious from the three hour nap I took.
And I'm also considering bribery.

Tout est bien qui finit bien.