99 red balloons.

99th post. Ooooh exciting.
I wish I had 99 red balloons filled with helium so I could simply float away.

Je m'appelle Jennie. Je suis seize ans. Je suis blonde et petite. J'habite a Concord. J'amie aller au parc avec mes copains. Je me rase. J'aime parler au telephone. Je veux dormi. J'aime manger les pommes.

Translation - I call myself Jennie. I have sixteen years. I am a mofo and don't understand this language. I shave myself.

Okay the translation more or less.